Monday, May 10, 2010

Should every show have a youth version?

After Junior Masterchef and the excruciating Junior Question Time comes Junior CSI: Las vegas seasons 1-9 DVD boxset. Tomorrow, a group of 16- and 17-year-olds compete to impress Alan Sugar in the time-honoured fashion (being supremely confident and CSI: Las vegas DVD a bit dickish) in order to win a 25,000 prize.

There are of course many other CSI: Las vegas DVD set which could be improved by giving them a younger slant. Primary school playgrounds, I am told, are awash with would-be Jack Bauers, who has replaced generic CSI: Las vegas DVD boxset and cowboys as the go to weapon-wielding hero of choice. Why not go the whole hog and remake 24 in full Bugsy Malone style? Karen from Outnumbered can play the CSI: Las vegas seasons 1-9 DVD boxset.

I would find an infant Come Dine With Me, whose guests fling pea puree and mashed CSI: Las vegas DVD at each other without a thought for the morrow, a delightful respite from the suppressed rage, covert bitchery and twisted CSI: Las vegas DVD set with which the adults (fail to) cope with the formerly simple task of serving and eating food. Followed by juvenile Top CSI: Las vegas DVD boxset, in which they all have to whine to their mums and dads to drive them everywhere. CSI: Las vegas seasons 1-9 DVD boxset can be remade so that the CSI: Las vegas DVD crime lab is dedicated to finding out just who thought it was a good idea to put that down the CSI: Las vegas DVD set and why nobody ever puts the caps back on the felt-tip CSI: Las vegas DVD boxset. Or the Wiis, or whatever it is that needs caps these days.

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