Friday, July 2, 2010

She got Pregnant , ONLINE!


“I Got Pregnant During A Computer Sex Chat!”
Frazzled Frances Wyndham believes the father of her unborn child is sitting behind a computer 1,500 miles away — where he got her pregnant during an online sex chat! Queer As Folk DVD
“His words were so convincing it felt like we were actually having sex,” Frances claims. Queer As Folk DVD“I could hear bells ringing and fireworks going off. My body reacted accordingly, and I became pregnant with his child. I know it sounds hard to believe, but I haven’t had sex with anyone else in over two years. So who else could it be?”
Clarence Kudrow, the man she says impregnated her, is flabbergasted by Frances’ charges — especially since she’s threatening to file a paternity suit. “I haven’t been anywhere near Colorado in my life,” said the 27 year old technician from Buffalo, N.Y. Incredibly, Dr. John Swall, a leading expert in unusual pregnancies Queer As Folk DVD boxset, says Francis Wyndham may be right.
“If she had sex two years ago, there is a 5-million-to-one chance that some of the sperm survived but became dormant. Her high state of sexual excitement Queer As Folk DVD set during the computer session could have helped revive what we call ’sleeping sperm,’ that resulted in pregnancy. But to say Mr. Kudrow is the father is ridiculous.”
There are only 18 known cases of ’sleeping sperm’ pregnancy over a 25 year period in the United States. One Ohio widow got pregnant with her husband’s baby nearly 38 months after they had sex for the last time before he died.Queer As Folk DVD
Frances, a 26 year-old store clerk, met Clarence in an Internet chat room for singles. They later began having intimate conversations with each other over their computers. “It’s the only explanation for my pregnancy,” Frances said.

Don't get stuck!---jokes that you can never miss


A guy was driving his car down an old country road, when he ran right into a big mud hole and got his car stuck.Queer As Folk DVD
Just so happens a farmer comes along on his tractor and says,” Hey stranger Queer As Folk DVD, I’ll pull you out for $20.00.”
Well the guy had no choice, so he motioned to the farmer to go ahead.
After the farmer had pulled the car out and had it on dry ground again, the guy says, “For as much as you charge for pulling a car out, you should be pulling cars out of the mud day and night!”Queer As Folk DVD boxset
The farmer responds, “Don’t have time. At night I have to haul water out here to fill up the mud hole!”


Star news---Fans miss out on top stars at Twilight's UK premiere!


Twilight fans have warned the main three characters of the movie saga not to shun a UK premiere again. Queer As Folk DVD
No official reason was given as to why Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner did not attend. However, it is thought Robert is filming Queer As Folk DVD in LA and was unable to break his schedule.
Fans at last night's premiere told Newsbeat that hundreds more would have camped out and attended if the three main stars Queer As Folk DVD had come along.
The stars that did attend included Xavier Samuel, who plays newborn vampire Riley, as well as Kellan Lutz who is one of the Cullen family members.Queer As Folk DVD set
Also there was Ashley Greene who plays Alice Cullen, Edward's sister.
'Completely shocked' She said: "You know what, because we have so many fans in so many places they've had to split us up across the world and so, unfortunately we can't all make it to everything.Queer As Folk seasons 1-5 DVD boxset
"But they seem pretty excited, the fans, so that's a good sign."
While Nikki Reed who plays Rosalie Hale was pleased with the turnout: "I'm feeling great. I'm completely shocked. I had no idea.
"This feels just as big as the LA premiere. I'm surprised so many people turned up and Rob isn't here.
Some fans spent hours camping to get a good spot alongside the red carpet "I know Rob would have loved to have been here, but he's shooting a movie Queer As Folk seasons 1-5 DVD boxset in LA and I don't think he was allowed to come."
Twilight fan Alison, 20, admitted that Robert's absence was a bit of a let down. She said: "I'm disappointed, but I think the cast is so big, they've got so many of them coming its going to be fantastic regardless.
"We should be prioritised though to be honest. At the end of the day Edward is British. Robert Pattinson's British, Queer As Folk DVD boxset he should be here."
Some fans had even camped in London's Leicester Square, staying for more than 30 hours, to make sure they got a good spot along the barriers to see their favourite cast members.
17-year-old Ben had travelled down from Newcastle and said he was secretly pleased the top stars hadn't come.Queer As Folk DVD boxset
"I am very disappointed. It would have been nice to see them. But I'm also glad because there would have been millions of other people here and we wouldn't have got such a good spot."
Video messages Vicky and Gemma went dressed as two of the characters, Alice and Rosalie.
Vicky said she was upset that Robert, Taylor and Kristen had made it to other premieres around the world.
"That's the only reason we're upset is everyone else got them. But the minor stars, Ashley and Nikki are the ones we really want to meet."
R-Patz, K-Stew and Taylor all sent video messages Queer As Folk DVD which were shown on giant screens in the square.
Robert said: "Hi to all the fans of Twilight in the UK and at home.
"I hope you all have a fantastic time in meeting the rest of the cast this evening. You've all been huge support in the Twilight saga, and I hope you enjoy Eclipse as much as the other films.Queer As Folk DVD
"Have a great night and see you soon."
Seventeen-year-old Kelly said the messages made up for their lack of presence.
"It was really good... because even though they couldn't be here, they took time to send us nice messages."


Be a Movie Star---Body Soul Adventures spa in Brazil


Watching late-night telly (pint o’ Ben and Jerry’s ‘tween the knees) you muse, My, how the stars look so good! Born that way? Queer As Folk DVD Lots and lots of plastic?
Nope. Hollywood’s best kept secret is getting your ass kicked in the Brazilian rainforest. Queer As Folk DVD Two-year-old Body Soul Adventures, a spin-off of the famous Ashram spa in California, is a hideout for skinny celebs like Julia Roberts, Ashley Judd, and J-Lo. Located three hours south of Rio on Ihla Grande, a 100-square-mile car-free island, Body Soul promises to “nourish you physically, emotionally, and spiritually.”Queer As Folk DVD set
Meaning?
Meaning a 1,200-calorie-a-day vegetarian diet of raw fruits, cold soup, and salad, salad, salad. A daily regimen of kayaking, yoga, hiking, and swimming, and (yay!) a daily massage. There’s a killer view of the ocean, 106 virtually untouched beaches, and a sweet hammock. If, that is, you ever get a chance to rest. Queer As Folk DVD boxset
No one’s promising that you’ll look like Julia Roberts Queer As Folk DVD when you leave, but at ten pounds lighter and sixteen inches skinnier, who’s complaining?


Settle Out of Court---Jokes on the gay


Two straight guys were playing a round of golf when they noticed two gays Queer As Folk DVD ahead of them. They decided to have a little fun so they started to aim their shots near where they were playing.
After a couple of balls landed a little too close for comfort the gays Queer As Folk DVD decided that the next time a ball lands close to one of them, one of them would fall down and make they were hurt and then they would sue the straight golfers for the injuries.
Sure enough the next shot from one of the straight golfers landed right next to one of the gays, so he fell down and made like he was unconscious.Queer As Folk DVD boxset
When the straight golfers got up to them, the one gay started in by saying, ” Hey what kind of idiots are you? You seriously injured my friend and now we’re going to sue you!”
One of the straight guys says to the gay Queer As Folk DVD set, “Why don’t you suck me.”
At this the gay Queer As Folk DVD set says to his buddy, “Charlie, get up. They want to settle out of court.”


Settle Out of Court---Jokes on the gay

Two straight guys were playing a round of golf when they noticed two gays Queer As Folk DVD ahead of them. They decided to have a little fun so they started to aim their shots near where they were playing.
After a couple of balls landed a little too close for comfort the gays Queer As Folk DVD decided that the next time a ball lands close to one of them, one of them would fall down and make they were hurt and then they would sue the straight golfers for the injuries.
Sure enough the next shot from one of the straight golfers landed right next to one of the gays, so he fell down and made like he was unconscious.Queer As Folk DVD boxset
When the straight golfers got up to them, the one gay started in by saying, ” Hey what kind of idiots are you? You seriously injured my friend and now we’re going to sue you!”
One of the straight guys says to the gay Queer As Folk DVD set, “Why don’t you suck me.”
At this the gay Queer As Folk DVD set says to his buddy, “Charlie, get up. They want to settle out of court.”

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Surprising Abilities Only Gay Men Have


Do gay men Queer As Folk DVD think differently than straight men? Are they wired differently? Is there a biological difference with being gay Queer As Folk DVD? Why don't straight men possess these skills? This article will answer all of these questions and more.
Gay Men Recognize Faces Better Than Straight MenGay men Queer As Folk DVD are capable of recognizing faces better than their straight counterparts. A study, published in the Inform A World journal Laterality: Asymmetries of Body, Brain and Cognition,examined the influences of sexual orientation on whether or not participants of the study could recognize faces better and whether or not they would be more likely to be left or right-handed. The results were startling.Queer As Folk DVD boxset
"Our results suggest that both gay men Queer As Folk DVD boxset and heterosexual women code faces bilaterally. That allows for faster retrieval of stored information," say the researchers of this study.
Gay Men are More Likely to be Left-HandedResearchers also studied dominant hand coordination while conducting the study. The researchers discovered that left-handed straight men had better facial recognition than left-handed gay men Queer As Folk DVD boxset and even more so than right-handed straight men.
In previous studies it has been concluded that hand dominance has a direct link to how the brain performs. Bilateral usage of the brain, typical with females and gay men, is strongly associated with left-handed dominance. In fact, according to this research, “Laterality: Asymmetries of Body, Brain and Cognition”, gay men Queer As Folk DVD set are 39% more likely to be left-handed.
Researchers in this study also found brain anomalies amongst left-handed men and women. They concluded that “women and left-handed men have been shown to possess larger corpus callosum and more symmetrical cortices than right-handed men”.Queer As Folk DVD set
Gay Men Have Unique Sexual Preferences in FacesFor reasons still not clear to scientists, gay and straight men are wired differently when it comes to what faces they are sexually attracted to. According to research, (“Gay Men Prefer Masculine-Faced Men, Study Suggests”) gay men Queer As Folk DVD prefer more masculine faces versus the feminine type. Likewise, straight men prefer women that are very feminine versus slightly more masculine.
Being attracted to sexually dimorphic features is explained this way: Male faces that have a wide jaw, broad forehead, and more pronounced eyebrow ridge are very appealing to gay men Queer As Folk DVD. Women who possess dimorphic features have larger lips, a slender jaw line, and narrow forehead. These are the features straight men are after sexually.
Women, straight or gay, are very complex in deciding who to mate with. But, generally, this research study has determined that straight women prefer a more masculine face on men, and lesbian women prefer more masculine faces in women.Queer As Folk DVD
What Can be Learned About Sexual OrientationHomosexual men indeed are biologically wired differently from straight men. It influences which hand dominance they will likely adopt and who they will choose to mate with. Gay men Queer As Folk seasons 1-5 DVD boxset have a lot in common with straight women. However, there are a few differences that are stark in contrast. Women are more complex in their choices about who to mate with. Even if homosexual, men are more likely to adopt more simplistic measures in finding a mate, recognizing faces, and relating to the world in general.